You Know You've Been Working in Customer Service for Too Long When...

You eagerly volunteer heartfelt enthusiasm when someone so much as looks you in the eye.

"You too! Thank you for coming!"

That would be my overzealous yet nauseatingly genuine response to a gentleman this evening who, I later found out, was attempting to be scathing and facetious when he told me to "Have a great night."

Better to be oblivious and kind, methinks. Most of the time.